Saturday, December 24, 2016
Friday, December 23, 2016
When someone asks why you're drunk in the middle of the afternoon.
* picture of a woman with the caption "I'm an adult." *
at 7:51:00 AM
When it starts to sink in that you're not getting a puppy for Christmas.
* picture of a sad Will Ferrell drinking from a Christmas mug *
at 7:34:00 AM
Me on Christmas Day watching my family opening the gifts I brought them, thinking of all the ways I could have spent that money on myself.
* picture of a boy holding a mug on the couch and looking unhappy *
Monday, December 19, 2016
Thursday, December 15, 2016
When you and your friend are arguing about something and the Google search confirms your intellectual dominance.
* picture of alien from Mars Attacks *
at 7:40:00 AM
Monday, December 12, 2016
When someone references a meme from like 2 days ago.
* photo of Michael Cera with the caption "forced laughing" *
Me at the beginning of 2016 vs me at the end of 2016.
* Photo comparison of Will Smith in the Fresh Prince of Bel Air vs Will Smith in The Pursuit of Happyness saying "Please Help *
at 7:26:00 AM
* Photograph of two drunk barbie dolls lying down with a bottle of alcohol *
at 7:24:00 AM
When my mom tells me to put the angel at the top of the tree.
* photograph of a girl wearing wings climbing up a Christmas tree *
at 7:22:00 AM