Saturday, December 24, 2016

Me trying to follow a Youtube tutorial.

Me trying to follow a Youtube tutorial.

Me trying to follow a Youtube tutorial.
* picture of girl whose makeup has gone horribly wrong *

Friday, December 23, 2016

When someone asks why you're drunk in the middle of the afternoon.

When someone asks why you're drunk in the middle of the afternoon.
When someone asks why you're drunk in the middle of the afternoon.
* picture of a woman with the caption "I'm an adult." *

When it sinks in that you're not getting a puppy for Christmas.

When it sinks in that you're not getting a puppy for Christmas.
When it starts to sink in that you're not getting a puppy for Christmas.
* picture of a sad Will Ferrell drinking from a Christmas mug *

Thinking of all the ways I could have spent that money.

Me on Christmas Day
Me on Christmas Day watching my family opening the gifts I brought them, thinking of all the ways I could have spent that money on myself.
* picture of a boy holding a mug on the couch and looking unhappy *

Monday, December 19, 2016

When your test score is so low...


When your test score is so low your teacher asks about your personal life.
* picture of Kim Kardashian looking shocked *

When you say you're going to take an hour nap.

When you say you're going to take an hour nap.
When you say you're going to take an hour nap and wake up 10 hours later.
* picture of a dog looking tired and confused *

Me when I start liking someone.

Me when I start liking someone.

When I start liking someone:
* photo of The Grinch with the caption "Help me! I'm feeling!"

Thursday, December 15, 2016

Studying hard I imagine!

Studying hard I imagine!
Mum: Studying hard I imagine! x
Screenshot of somebody Googling "why do dogs and cats not get along"

Too petty to text first.

Too petty to text first.
When you are ignoring each other and waiting for a text back, but you are both too petty to text first.

Google search confirms your intellectual dominance.

Google search confirms your intellectual dominance.
When you and your friend are arguing about something and the Google search confirms your intellectual dominance.
* picture of alien from Mars Attacks *

Rely on their memory to remember your own past.

Rely on their memory to remember your own past.

When you've been close to someone for so long you rely on their memory to remember your own past.

Monday, December 12, 2016

If you see me eating salad in a restaurant...

If you see me eating salad in a restaurant...
If you see me eating salad in a restaurant, I have been kidnapped and I am trying to signal you.

How to handle life's problems.

How to handle life's problems.

How to handle life's problems.
* illustrated drawing of a man sleeping on a couch *
Sleep or take a nap. You will either feel better or worse when you wake up, but it's better than suffering.

I finally found the perfect dress.



I finally found the perfect dress.
* photograph of a girl wearing a dress that carries glasses of wine / champagne *

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?



Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
I mean, I'm already pretty cool. But, I wanna get cooler.

When someone references a meme from like 2 days ago.

When someone references a meme from like 2 days ago.
When someone references a meme from like 2 days ago.
* photo of Michael Cera with the caption "forced laughing" *

Me at the beginning of 2016 vs me at the end of 2016.



Me at the beginning of 2016 vs me at the end of 2016.
* Photo comparison of Will Smith in the Fresh Prince of Bel Air vs Will Smith in The Pursuit of Happyness saying "Please Help *

When you and your friend start having emotional conversations while drinking.

When you and your friend start having emotional conversations while drinking.
* Photograph of two drunk barbie dolls lying down with a bottle of alcohol *

When my mom tells me to put the angel at the top of the tree.

When my mom tells me to put the angel at the top of the tree.

When my mom tells me to put the angel at the top of the tree.
* photograph of a girl wearing wings climbing up a Christmas tree *

Saturday, December 10, 2016

How well I'm keeping it all together right now.

How well I'm keeping it all together right now.

Actual photo of how well I'm keeping it all together right now.
* photograph of a poll being held together with masking tape *

When he says "I don't talk to other girls"

I don't talk to other girls
When he says "I don't talk to other girls".
* picture of a girl rolling her eyes *

Just to look like Neapolitan ice cream.

Why do girls spend time and money just to look like Neapolitan ice cream?

Why do girls spend time and money just to look like Neapolitan ice cream?

Friday, December 9, 2016

Wear your living room carpet instead...

Wear your living room carpet instead
When a scarf isn't warm enough so you decide to wear your fucking living room carpet instead.

Me whenever I go bowling.

Me whenever I go bowling.
Me whenever I go bowling.
Photograph of a girl bowling with the caption "Ball, I command you in the name of Jesus."

Laundry Sauce

Laundry Sauce

Who the fuck call laundry sauce detergent? OK Mr Scientist, LMAO

Me: I really need to study.

Me: I really need to study.
Me: I really need to study.
Me 5 minutes later:
Somebody looking up an article titled "Would giraffes wear ties at the top or bottom of their necks?"

When you see a dog across the street...

When you see a dog across the street
When you see a dog across the street and it's crossing and walking towards you.